Sean's Wazzu Page

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"Wazzu" is a Word macro virus that, with a 25% probability, will reorder a few words and insert "wazzu." It's been known for at least 15 years now, but it's still entertaining to go out on the Web and find pages presumably produced with infected Word installations.

Some infected sites I found with about an hour of searching...

(Inspiration for this page is due Morton Swimmer, an old friend from my IBM days, who used to maintain a wonderful Wazzu Museum on the door of his office at Watson Lab)

You would think they should know better...

Transponder Editorial (OnTop Systems)
http://science.ksc.nasa.gov/shuttle/missions/sts-81/images/captions/KSC-96EC-1355.txt (Nasa)

Education!

Basics (NYU wants their students to know computational wazzu linguistics. OK, if they say so..)
BME 403: Respiratory Section (well, it doesn't make any less sense to me with the wazzu added)
http://www-adm.pdx.edu/user/soc/lect6.htm (Portland State University)

Business!

Discover Jamaica - Highlight on Negril (i wouldn't mind getting some wazzu)
Trust Yourself, a how to guide for being an individual trustee. (But i'm not sure i trust you)
commence the wazzu!

Misc

find a wazzu printer!
Poetry by Mina Friedler of Los Angeles (actually, with poetry, it's hard to tell)
BABCN -- Helen Knisely (lose the cancer, get the wazzu)


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